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godlessmen:

What can go wrong with God as your copilot? Source: Source and comments

godlessmen:

What can go wrong with God as your copilot?

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confrontingbabble-on:

The best idea god could come up with, to transmit a clear message from god…to the whole diversified world…*
"Chinese Whispers"**…for thousands of years…by competing religious factions…does not make for a reliable Old Testament…
"Chinese Whispers"**…for decades…by competing religious factions…does not make for a reliable New Testament…
* Having waited 4,000 years from the fall (according to religious myth), to an era of primitive illiteracy and recording medium impermanence…god could have just waited another 2,000 years until we had live HD global TV, video cameras, internet and social networks…YouTube and the NSA…!
** “When a story is told from person to person…it inevitably gets distorted and exaggerated. This process is called “Chinese Whispers”“

confrontingbabble-on:

The best idea god could come up with, to transmit a clear message from god…to the whole diversified world…*

"Chinese Whispers"**…for thousands of years…by competing religious factions…does not make for a reliable Old Testament…

"Chinese Whispers"**…for decades…by competing religious factions…does not make for a reliable New Testament…

* Having waited 4,000 years from the fall (according to religious myth), to an era of primitive illiteracy and recording medium impermanence…god could have just waited another 2,000 years until we had live HD global TV, video cameras, internet and social networks…YouTube and the NSA…!

** “When a story is told from person to person…it inevitably gets distorted and exaggerated. This process is called “Chinese Whispers”“

atheistjack:

via Hitler & Jesus
anonymousatheist420:

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anonymousatheist420:

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swag

I make the robes and sandals work pretty well.

what is the meaning of the night?

So I’d have a reason to make awesome people into celebrities like Carl Sagan or Neil deGrasse Tyson.

Those guys blow my mind.

P.S. Carl Sagan is awesome to have in heaven, we mostly smoke pot and talk astronomy.

Dear Jesus, the other day I said the F-word (F*ck) and my Christian friends said that I'm not a real Christian, because a real Christian wouldn't make use of this word. Are they right? Lots of love... And you know, thanks that you died for our sins! Really nice of you!
Anonymous

I say fuck all the fuckin time and I’m the definition of a Christian, just be sure to avoid using it around kids, the elderly, and as an insult and you’ll be good

godlessmen:

Noticed this today at work Source: Source and comments

godlessmen:

Noticed this today at work

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