imagine if one day jesus and his disciples were eating bread and wine and shit and jesus didn’t even use a fork and peter was just like “dude were you born in a barn”
and jesus just
ONE OF MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE TUMBLR POSTS.
that’s enough, Jesus
Christian teen devotional: If The Devil “Made” You Do It, You Blew It! (Found via Dangerous Minds; For a related post, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/56519951686/classic-christian-book-if-god-loves-me-why-cant)
The best idea god could come up with, to transmit a clear message from god…to the whole diversified world…*
"Chinese Whispers"**…for thousands of years…by competing religious factions…does not make for a reliable Old Testament…
"Chinese Whispers"**…for decades…by competing religious factions…does not make for a reliable New Testament…
* Having waited 4,000 years from the fall (according to religious myth), to an era of primitive illiteracy and recording medium impermanence…god could have just waited another 2,000 years until we had live HD global TV, video cameras, internet and social networks…YouTube and the NSA…!
** “When a story is told from person to person…it inevitably gets distorted and exaggerated. This process is called “Chinese Whispers”“