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earlgreytea68:

mark-gaytits:

imagine if one day jesus and his disciples were eating bread and wine and shit and jesus didn’t even use a fork and peter was just like “dude were you born in a barn”

and jesus just

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1111comics:

#117: Going to Heaven.www.1111comics.me/comic/117

1111comics:

#117: Going to Heaven.
www.1111comics.me/comic/117

babyjesusonacross:

that’s enough, Jesus

Aww

babyjesusonacross:

that’s enough, Jesus

Aww

christiannightmares:

Christian teen devotional: If The Devil “Made” You Do It, You Blew It! (Found via Dangerous Minds; For a related post, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/56519951686/classic-christian-book-if-god-loves-me-why-cant)

christiannightmares:

Christian teen devotional: If The Devil “Made” You Do It, You Blew It! (Found via Dangerous Minds; For a related post, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/56519951686/classic-christian-book-if-god-loves-me-why-cant)

godlessmen:

What can go wrong with God as your copilot? Source: Source and comments

godlessmen:

What can go wrong with God as your copilot?

Source: Source and comments

confrontingbabble-on:

The best idea god could come up with, to transmit a clear message from god…to the whole diversified world…*
"Chinese Whispers"**…for thousands of years…by competing religious factions…does not make for a reliable Old Testament…
"Chinese Whispers"**…for decades…by competing religious factions…does not make for a reliable New Testament…
* Having waited 4,000 years from the fall (according to religious myth), to an era of primitive illiteracy and recording medium impermanence…god could have just waited another 2,000 years until we had live HD global TV, video cameras, internet and social networks…YouTube and the NSA…!
** “When a story is told from person to person…it inevitably gets distorted and exaggerated. This process is called “Chinese Whispers”“

confrontingbabble-on:

The best idea god could come up with, to transmit a clear message from god…to the whole diversified world…*

"Chinese Whispers"**…for thousands of years…by competing religious factions…does not make for a reliable Old Testament…

"Chinese Whispers"**…for decades…by competing religious factions…does not make for a reliable New Testament…

* Having waited 4,000 years from the fall (according to religious myth), to an era of primitive illiteracy and recording medium impermanence…god could have just waited another 2,000 years until we had live HD global TV, video cameras, internet and social networks…YouTube and the NSA…!

** “When a story is told from person to person…it inevitably gets distorted and exaggerated. This process is called “Chinese Whispers”“

atheistjack:

via Hitler & Jesus