The best idea god could come up with, to transmit a clear message from god…to the whole diversified world…*
"Chinese Whispers"**…for thousands of years…by competing religious factions…does not make for a reliable Old Testament…
"Chinese Whispers"**…for decades…by competing religious factions…does not make for a reliable New Testament…
* Having waited 4,000 years from the fall (according to religious myth), to an era of primitive illiteracy and recording medium impermanence…god could have just waited another 2,000 years until we had live HD global TV, video cameras, internet and social networks…YouTube and the NSA…!
** “When a story is told from person to person…it inevitably gets distorted and exaggerated. This process is called “Chinese Whispers”“
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I make the robes and sandals work pretty well.
So I’d have a reason to make awesome people into celebrities like Carl Sagan or Neil deGrasse Tyson.
Those guys blow my mind.
P.S. Carl Sagan is awesome to have in heaven, we mostly smoke pot and talk astronomy.
I say fuck all the fuckin time and I’m the definition of a Christian, just be sure to avoid using it around kids, the elderly, and as an insult and you’ll be good
Westboro Baptist Church members were met with a notable counter-protest at their first protest since the group’s founder died: a sign that read “sorry for your loss.”
Counter-protesters held up the sign at a Westboro Baptist Church protest of a Lorde concert in Kansas City, the first protest by the group since founder Fred Phelps died. More than 20 Westboro Baptist Church members were protesting the Lorde concert.
I have no desire to devote too much of my time to this hate group because they suck. This cracked me up though.